HaHa of the Day

TEACHER:

Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have

ten years ago.



WINNIE:

Me!


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TEACHER:

Chuck , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as

your brother's. Did you copy his?



Chuck:

No, sir. It's the same dog.

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TEACHER:

Carol, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people

are no longer interested?



Carol:

A teacher

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TEACHER:

George Washington not only chopped down his father's

cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his

father didn't punish him?



LOUIS:

Because George still had the

axe in his hand.

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TEACHER:

Millie, give me a sentence starting with

'I.'



MILLIE:

I is..



TEACHER:

No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'



MILLIE:

All right... 'I am the

ninth letter of the alphabet.'

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